How Does Your Resume Compare To Homer Simpson’s?


What do you think of when you picture Homer Simpson? Are you imagining a beer guzzling, donut eating lazybones? Well think again! Homer Simpson has actually had an impressive amount of jobs. From becoming a NASA astronaut in series 5, or a professional opera singer in series 19 – he’s a seriously talented man!

He’s currently a Nuclear Safety Inspector in sector 7-G in Springfield, where he spends most of his time at the vending machines or taking a snooze at his work station. It seems like his true vocation – because no matter which job he tries out, he always seems to come back to the trusty old power plant.

Homer’s work ethic was summed up in 3 quotes:

  1. “The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss. Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”

  2. Marge: “Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.” Homer: “Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!”

  3. “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some of the old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?”

So what jobs are actually on Homer’s resume? KickResume have put together this juicy infographic to shed some light on the breadth of Homer’s skills and experience… how could you not hire him?!

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